tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50624312009-07-17T11:57:24.567-04:00Things That Val Kappa WroteVal Kappa is a stand-up comic and drifter.
These are random things that she typed.
All material Copyright 2004-2009 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.comBlogger443125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-48416543148844359472009-07-17T11:56:00.000-04:002009-07-17T11:57:24.577-04:00Jail diva?Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-51047737277261093392009-07-14T22:39:00.000-04:002009-07-14T22:40:04.850-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-16104471534491696862009-07-08T08:57:00.001-04:002009-07-08T08:57:39.594-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-75374494694913562062009-07-01T20:19:00.003-04:002009-07-01T20:24:01.739-04:00I was in the corner of a gift store yesterday reading a book filled with pick-up lines andlaughing out loud while doing this.I kind of hoped I would randomly cross paths with someone I knew.Then when they said,Hey what's up?I could pretend to be very serious and say,Not much. I'm just studying up.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-55499708548062149242009-06-23T09:22:00.001-04:002009-06-23T09:22:29.174-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-21672738974965513622009-06-19T17:09:00.002-04:002009-06-19T17:11:27.342-04:00I killed a bug this morning that looked like this:by sucking it up in a dustbuster.Nature is obviously conspiring against me.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-3796095817842091632009-06-12T11:53:00.001-04:002009-06-12T11:53:18.202-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-2469066346220011412009-06-11T11:01:00.000-04:002009-06-11T11:02:31.552-04:00Doodle of the dayValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-56218061408528494912009-06-06T10:32:00.003-04:002009-06-06T15:37:04.115-04:00So,apparently I'm not good at buying vegetables.I went to a Stop and Shop to buy some zucchini and was in a hurry so just blindly grabbed some cucumbers and assumed they were zucchini.But they obviously weren't they were wrapped in cellophane and were clearly labeled,English CucumbersI didn't even know there were different kinds of cucumbersandthat they were easy to mistake for other things.But Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-79856095381413721632009-06-05T12:14:00.000-04:002009-06-05T12:16:20.035-04:00These 2 are related but don't get along with one another:Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-17807745399643167222009-05-29T15:50:00.002-04:002009-05-29T16:09:47.163-04:00Straight to DVD NightmaresSo, every now and then on my blog I have done a thing called Straight to DVD Nightmareswhere I would just type out a dream that was a really bad nightmare. When I say bad I just mean it wasn't at all scary but while dreaming it, it felt scary. Hence the name Straight to DVD Nightmares. If the "nightmare" were to be released as a movie it would go straight to DVD because Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-46742980999830002412009-05-28T18:28:00.001-04:002009-05-28T18:28:30.600-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-81345476817707619242009-05-28T09:36:00.001-04:002009-05-28T09:37:54.749-04:00I feel the opposite of this today:Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-1882473010159668802009-05-23T18:14:00.002-04:002009-05-23T18:18:03.976-04:00This was what I had a view of for 4 hours while riding on a bolt bus:And after awhile of staring at this I thought,Note to self:No matter how bored you get. Do NOT make out with the plug. The 110 Volts just isn't worth it.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-21961653666996942812009-05-22T17:42:00.006-04:002009-05-25T15:26:46.311-04:00I didn't realize that the Pyramid Club in NYC had so much history behind it.Here's some pictures I took after doing some stand-up there the other night:I didn't catch this guy's name, but he was a good sport and let me take a picture of him:Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-42877044582274122392009-05-18T20:16:00.001-04:002009-05-18T20:17:43.638-04:00I think...my purse:is a man-purse and I'm okay with that because I really like it.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-62266598277932688602009-05-18T09:35:00.003-04:002009-05-18T09:41:16.789-04:00I ended up doing a lot of writing yesterday.I had so many ideas and tried to get them all down on paper that it was hard for my pen to keep up with them(yes, I still write with a pen).Looking at my notebook now, my writing looks like chicken scratch andlike it was written by a mad woman.Most of the ideas were stuff from years ago that I forgot to write down.It's weird how stuff from awhile ago Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-37208636677168117742009-05-10T19:04:00.002-04:002009-05-10T19:09:31.543-04:00I was at Trader Joe's earlier buying milk and as I was leaving, a couple of guys who were also leaving looked at what I had bought and said,Got milk???andstarted laughing.For some reason I always find it amusing when people make the corny/obvious observation/joke like that.I think I used to many slashes in that last sentence.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-74375355567333865002009-05-09T12:29:00.000-04:002009-05-09T12:30:57.259-04:00This is how I feel before having a cup of coffee in the morning:Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-39392559187322959532009-04-30T13:00:00.000-04:002009-04-30T13:01:45.297-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-90043168054930222732009-04-30T11:35:00.000-04:002009-04-30T11:36:37.213-04:00Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-1227160409228395842009-04-26T20:18:00.002-04:002009-04-26T20:32:10.774-04:00Attack of the Bumble BeeToday as I was waiting to pull onto a highway, I heard a large buzzing noise and discovered that there was a bumble bee in the car and it was flying very close to me and looked like it might land on my arm.For some reason when this happened I thought:Don't show it your fear! That will only provoke it. Bees smell fear!Then I realized this was stupidanddecided the smartest Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-38064330222097553362009-04-24T09:56:00.000-04:002009-04-24T09:58:03.342-04:00Happy Friday!Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-8581881759381213592009-04-20T18:31:00.002-04:002009-04-20T18:36:13.257-04:00Today was the Boston marathon.I think it's amazing that everyone who did it, did itandI'm sure it must feel so rewarding to complete the running of that.But for me the biggest reward would be wearing the silver/aluminum cape that is given to you when you are finished.I saw a bunch of people walking around Boston wearing them todayandit made me want to train for a marathon for that one reason Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062431.post-6032985330203554902009-04-17T20:46:00.003-04:002009-04-17T20:56:30.598-04:00OKI take back what I said about my drivers licence picture earlier(the "UGH" part).I think it's fine.I just look more fierce without my glasses:Ok, now I can go start my night.Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720721904510637042Val.Kappa@gmail.com2