Sunday, June 05, 2011

Damn you, Trivia Pursuit!!!

I never play Trivia Pursuit but had forgotten why or if there even was a reason for it.
Today I made an attempt at it after a 6 year hiatus.
Suddenly it all came back...
There's something about that game that makes me angry. VERY angry.
Competing for the "priviledge" of getting a piece of plastic pie with the hopes of eventually having a whole pie?!
Seriously?!
I hate it. I don't know why. I just do.
And I'm not just saying that because I NEVER know the answers to any of the questions. OK!

I ususally start swearing like a truck driver after one minute into the game.
After 5 minutes I usually feel driven to turn to drinking.

Everyone else LOVES Trivia Pursuit though.
Someone always tosses out some story like,

One time we played Trivia Pursuit ALL night then we realized it wasn't night anymore because the sun came up!!!!!
I can't get enough of this game!!!! It brings me SO much joy!


I could complain more but I'll end it here.
I think you've all gotten the point.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

The Rejection Bin
Wow, I guess that's pretty weird that I talked about jogging for 2 posts in a row on here.
I've been writing today. Here is something that will not end up in my stand-up so I just thought I'd drop it on here.
In...
THE REJECTION BIN!!!!!