I'm in Minnesota today to start off my college tour.

For months I've been scared to come out here because I heard it gets really cold in February.
But it's actually warmer here than on the east coast.
It's a good thing I didn't rent that Saint Bernard dog like I had planned on doing.
That would have sucked.
Those dogs are huge.
But they have a stash of liquor...

I don't understand why people make computer viruses.
Why would you bother?
It must be really hard to do.
I could never do that.
It must take a lot of time, attention span, and math skill.
When I use a computer I just check my email and post things on this blog.
That's about it. That's as far as I take it.
Sometimes if I'm feeling really crazy I'll google something.
But no computer virus making for me.
I will never do that.

But if I were capable of making a computer virus
and if it happened to be my thing(because I had suddenly lost my mind).
I would just make a harmless computer virus.
It would just type random messages on people's computers like:

"Get snacks. Now. Get snacks, then rub them on this computer screen. Hurry, I'm hungry."

I just got a haircut and thought it looked good.
Until I walked through the rain without an umbrella,
then stepped in another puddle.
That puddle probably knows the other puddle I stepped in yesterday.
I bet they're tight.
It was it's revenge.
It's way of saying,
"How dare you call my best friend sneaky, and claim that it wasn't being honest with itself.
My friend is shy.
Back off.
P.S. Your haircut sucks."

I just stepped in a puddle that was hiding under the snow.
Talk about being sneaky.
That puddle needs to be more honest with itself.

I'm not mad at you anymore.