I want to start a clothing line called,
"I Wear My Emotions on my Sleeves".
Stay tuned!
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
That's when the where are you based question turns into,
"OK then, where are you from?"
"Boston."
"Boston?"
"Well, a suburb outside of it, then I ended up living in actual Boston, then NY."
"I thought you had an accent."
"I don't have an accent..."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't. You have an accent."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do. Where are you from?"
"As you can tell by my 'I Love KY' t-shirt,I'm from Kentucky."
"I thought I heard a Boston accent."
"I don't have a Boston accent..."
"Me neither."
"OK then, where are you from?"
"Boston."
"Boston?"
"Well, a suburb outside of it, then I ended up living in actual Boston, then NY."
"I thought you had an accent."
"I don't have an accent..."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't. You have an accent."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do. Where are you from?"
"As you can tell by my 'I Love KY' t-shirt,I'm from Kentucky."
"I thought I heard a Boston accent."
"I don't have a Boston accent..."
"Me neither."
Sunday, September 18, 2005
It's hard to figure out where to be based.
Or maybe that's just me...
On other people blogs or websites they seem to be clear about.
Some people might be like, "I'm based in Kentucky!"
or
something.
People always want to know where you're based.
"Where are you based, Val?"
"I'm based...here."
"Well where's here?"
"I don't know...somewhere."
"And where might that be?"
"I don't know...wherever."
Or maybe that's just me...
On other people blogs or websites they seem to be clear about.
Some people might be like, "I'm based in Kentucky!"
or
something.
People always want to know where you're based.
"Where are you based, Val?"
"I'm based...here."
"Well where's here?"
"I don't know...somewhere."
"And where might that be?"
"I don't know...wherever."
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
I have no explanation for the photo of the frogs hugging.
OK!
This is how I react when tragic things happen.
I post pictures of...plush frogs.
I rummage through my belongings and yell,
"Where the hell are the plush frogs! They need to be photographed for everyone to see!"
In conclusion, here's a link to Red Cross that you probably already know about.
Donate money to the hurricane victums or something.
OK!
This is how I react when tragic things happen.
I post pictures of...plush frogs.
I rummage through my belongings and yell,
"Where the hell are the plush frogs! They need to be photographed for everyone to see!"
In conclusion, here's a link to Red Cross that you probably already know about.
Donate money to the hurricane victums or something.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
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