I don't think there is such a thing as Flip Flop season.
So, that last post was obviously pointless.
What the hell was I trying to pull?!
The only thing I can tell you about Flip Flops is:
Don't show up for a job interviews wearing them.
You probably won't get hired.
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
I think Flip Flop season might be over.
It may have ended awhile ago, but I'm not sure.
I don't know the rules of fashion very well.
I know there is some rule about not wearing white after Labor Day.
But what if your Flip Flops are orange?
Where the hell does that fit into the system!?
Maybe Columbus Day is the cut off day for Flip Flops.
I'm doing to pretend it is, even if it isn't.
Flip Flop season is over!
It may have ended awhile ago, but I'm not sure.
I don't know the rules of fashion very well.
I know there is some rule about not wearing white after Labor Day.
But what if your Flip Flops are orange?
Where the hell does that fit into the system!?
Maybe Columbus Day is the cut off day for Flip Flops.
I'm doing to pretend it is, even if it isn't.
Flip Flop season is over!
Friday, October 07, 2005
Or maybe the full moon thing would reveal something about the person you're walking with.
Maybe after you said,
"Look at the full moon!"
They would say,
"Full Moon! This is the perfect time for me to put on my magic cloak and put spell on you. Wha ha ha!".
Then maybe from that you might be like,
"I think I'm good to go. Have a nice night now!"
Then quickly run away.
Or maybe none of those things would happen.
Maybe you would just walk down the street with your new friend,
and be very happy about it.
Have a great weekend
and
Thanks for reading this!
Maybe after you said,
"Look at the full moon!"
They would say,
"Full Moon! This is the perfect time for me to put on my magic cloak and put spell on you. Wha ha ha!".
Then maybe from that you might be like,
"I think I'm good to go. Have a nice night now!"
Then quickly run away.
Or maybe none of those things would happen.
Maybe you would just walk down the street with your new friend,
and be very happy about it.
Have a great weekend
and
Thanks for reading this!
Thursday, October 06, 2005
The full moon plan might backfire though.
Be careful.
You could be walking down the street with your friend then say,
"Look, a full moon!"
Then your friend might think,
"Why is she so excited about a full moon? That's really creepy. I bet she's a wolf."
Then your friend will say,
"I see what's going on here!",
then power walk away from you or something.
Be careful.
You could be walking down the street with your friend then say,
"Look, a full moon!"
Then your friend might think,
"Why is she so excited about a full moon? That's really creepy. I bet she's a wolf."
Then your friend will say,
"I see what's going on here!",
then power walk away from you or something.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
One of my favorite things about a full moon, is that if you happen to be walking down the street with someone you just met and there seems to be a lull in conversation, and it feels awkward, you can just point and say,
"Look, a full moon!"
Then things seem less awkward, as you both take notice of the full moon and point at it.
"Look, a full moon!"
Then things seem less awkward, as you both take notice of the full moon and point at it.
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