You picked the wrong day! ...
is probably one of my favorite cliche lines that people yell at one another just before they are about to begin fighting with one another.
The other night I heard I guy yelling that as I walked by him.
I was tempted to stop and watch the fight that was about to unfold
but
didn't.
I'm sure that if I had, I would have had the cliche,
What are you looking at?!
line thrown at me.
If I ever got into a fight my line of choice would be,
You seem like someone who likes to play 52 card pick up!
I would then follow this up by throwing a deck of cards at my opponents face
and
running away.
That way I would be long gone by the time he or she responded by saying,
Don't act like you know me!

I think there's something wrong with me...

I seem to like going to the supermarket a little bit TOO much.
I began to notice this problem during my last semester of college(which I spent in LA).
It was the first time I had to actually do real grocery shopping every week.
For some reason I loved this.
So much so that I would invite friends to go with me sometimes.

I think the main reason I like going to supermarkets just comes down to one thing:
I just like an excuse to push a shopping cart down the aisles at a ridicuously fast pace
and
make sharp turns
and
dodge all of the other customers.
That's it...
I also just noticed a new shopping cart that has a built in car on the bottom of it with a steering wheel,
where you can put your child.
When I saw this it made me wish I had a child(for a second)
but
then I got distracted from this thought because I was too busy dodging other food shoppers.

Happy New Year!

I'm glad 2007 is over.
It was a good enough year but I was so done with it.
I've never been a fan of the number seven.
It's one of my least favorite numbers to write down
and
I hate how sometimes you need to put that little line on it to make people sure that it is indeed a seven:

It's as though we all feel the need to give seven a name tag even though we've known it's name all these years.
Maybe that means we all secretly hate seven...

I love eight though. It's 2 circles and doesn't need a name tag.

Just because of that I've decided that 2008 is already an awesome year(even if it turns out to suck).

Last night I did a set at the Comedy Studio(in Cambridge) and tried out new material that was mainly stories.
After the show I went downstairs to the bar with friends and the Patriots game was playing.
It brought a cool energy to the room.
I ended up missing the moment when the Patriots actually won because I was too busy yapping away.
So I just took this this picture of other people experiencing the game, who actually saw the winning moment:

I'm not sure what the referee is anouncing on the tv screen
but
I imagine he is saying something like,
"Hey you guys, they totally won again."

Happy Holidays!!!
For some reason I can put pictures on my blog again!
Hope you all have/had a wonderful holiday and that you have a great New Year!