Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Today was the Boston marathon.
I think it's amazing that everyone who did it, did it
and
I'm sure it must feel so rewarding to complete the running of that.
But for me the biggest reward would be wearing the silver/aluminum cape that is given to you when you are finished.
I saw a bunch of people walking around Boston wearing them today
and
it made me want to train for a marathon for that one reason alone:
to have an excuse to walk around the streets of Boston wearing a large shimmery silver cape.
I think it's amazing that everyone who did it, did it
and
I'm sure it must feel so rewarding to complete the running of that.
But for me the biggest reward would be wearing the silver/aluminum cape that is given to you when you are finished.
I saw a bunch of people walking around Boston wearing them today
and
it made me want to train for a marathon for that one reason alone:
to have an excuse to walk around the streets of Boston wearing a large shimmery silver cape.
Friday, April 17, 2009
UGH...
I think I may have just taken my worst driver's license photo EVER.
I was all prepared to take an awesome photo but then suddenly the woman who was about to snap my picture said,
Just take off your glasses.
Just take off my glasses?!
Are you kidding me?!
My glasses are my shield .
Without them I apparently...
take a drivers license photo where I look like a serial killer.
That's what I look like in my new photo: a serial killer.
I showed the picture tp my sister
and
she said,
Whoa, you look like a serial killer...you should have just asked them to take it again.
She's right, I should have
but
for some reason I didn't.
Taking off my glasses unexpectedly makes me lose all logic.
Now I am trapped with another dreadful license photo yet again!
Have a great weekend, everybody!
I think I may have just taken my worst driver's license photo EVER.
I was all prepared to take an awesome photo but then suddenly the woman who was about to snap my picture said,
Just take off your glasses.
Just take off my glasses?!
Are you kidding me?!
My glasses are my shield .
Without them I apparently...
take a drivers license photo where I look like a serial killer.
That's what I look like in my new photo: a serial killer.
I showed the picture tp my sister
and
she said,
Whoa, you look like a serial killer...you should have just asked them to take it again.
She's right, I should have
but
for some reason I didn't.
Taking off my glasses unexpectedly makes me lose all logic.
Now I am trapped with another dreadful license photo yet again!
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
It's about that time
I always hear people complain when they have to go to the dmv
but
I am very much looking forward to my upcoming visit.
It's time for me to renew my drivers license.
I am poised to walk into that building and take a photo for my license that comes out awesome.
I've had four years(or so) to plan for this and now the time has come where I can say good bye to my old photo where I am making an odd face
and
say hello to a new photo where I am hopefully making a less odd face.
I hope I don't blow it!
Otherwise I'll have to make another committment to a photo I'm not happy with for another few years
and
I'll have to continue cringing everytime someone says,
Can I see your I.D.?
I always hear people complain when they have to go to the dmv
but
I am very much looking forward to my upcoming visit.
It's time for me to renew my drivers license.
I am poised to walk into that building and take a photo for my license that comes out awesome.
I've had four years(or so) to plan for this and now the time has come where I can say good bye to my old photo where I am making an odd face
and
say hello to a new photo where I am hopefully making a less odd face.
I hope I don't blow it!
Otherwise I'll have to make another committment to a photo I'm not happy with for another few years
and
I'll have to continue cringing everytime someone says,
Can I see your I.D.?
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