I don't understand why people make computer viruses.
Why would you bother?
It must be really hard to do.
I could never do that.
It must take a lot of time, attention span, and math skill.
When I use a computer I just check my email and post things on this blog.
That's about it. That's as far as I take it.
Sometimes if I'm feeling really crazy I'll google something.
But no computer virus making for me.
I will never do that.

But if I were capable of making a computer virus
and if it happened to be my thing(because I had suddenly lost my mind).
I would just make a harmless computer virus.
It would just type random messages on people's computers like:

"Get snacks. Now. Get snacks, then rub them on this computer screen. Hurry, I'm hungry."

I just got a haircut and thought it looked good.
Until I walked through the rain without an umbrella,
then stepped in another puddle.
That puddle probably knows the other puddle I stepped in yesterday.
I bet they're tight.
It was it's revenge.
It's way of saying,
"How dare you call my best friend sneaky, and claim that it wasn't being honest with itself.
My friend is shy.
Back off.
P.S. Your haircut sucks."

I just stepped in a puddle that was hiding under the snow.
Talk about being sneaky.
That puddle needs to be more honest with itself.

I'm not mad at you anymore.

I have something else I want to take back.
Remember a few posts ago when I typed about how I hated a person from my past who said that Trident wrappers were edible?
I decided I don't hate them.
That's fine that they said that.
I also think it's fine that they enjoyed chewing on Trident wrappers.
We all have our quirks.
Who am I to point fingers and be hateful?

Also, I said that I didn't care if you told them that I hated them.
I take that back too.
Now I care.
DON'T tell them that.

It's probably too late though, huh?
I bet you went and told them.
Didn't you?
I knew I couldn't trust you.
Big mouth!
I can't tell you anything.
I hate you now.
We're in a fight now.
I'm not talking to you for weeks.