Fuck.
I forgot about how I was going to post things on my blog everyday...
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Monday, April 19, 2004
Friday, April 16, 2004
Day 2
This is the second day of posting things on my blog every day.
Things seem to be going well.
I was on the subway yesterday and a boy tapped me on the shoulder and said,
"Hey did you get a haircut?"
To which I replied,
"No, I have a blog."
To which he replied,
"Oh, good for you".
Then I said,
"I'm sorry, what was your name again?"
Then he said,
"My name is Whore. But you can call me George."
Things seem to be going well.
I was on the subway yesterday and a boy tapped me on the shoulder and said,
"Hey did you get a haircut?"
To which I replied,
"No, I have a blog."
To which he replied,
"Oh, good for you".
Then I said,
"I'm sorry, what was your name again?"
Then he said,
"My name is Whore. But you can call me George."
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Taxes
Starting today I'm writing in my blog every day.
Every God damn day!
I'm going to be so bloggy, that strangers walk up to me on the streets and say,
"You're all about bloggin', huh?"
Then I won't even answer them.
I'll just wink at them(passionately).
Then I'll run home, and blog about them.
I won't use their real name though, I'll just call them
Sally, George or Whore
Every God damn day!
I'm going to be so bloggy, that strangers walk up to me on the streets and say,
"You're all about bloggin', huh?"
Then I won't even answer them.
I'll just wink at them(passionately).
Then I'll run home, and blog about them.
I won't use their real name though, I'll just call them
Sally, George or Whore
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