Friday, March 30, 2007

There's a huge bee trapped in my window.
It's either a wasp or a bee(I don't know the difference between the 2).
I tried to take a picture of it but it only comes out as a blur...
This obviously means that it's a killer wasp or bee(I've decided).
If things can't be seen in photos that tells me that they're deadly.
Aren't vampires supposed to be like that?
I think so.
I'm not opening the window because I think it's pissed because it's trapped
once I open the window it will fly at me and kill me,
I've seen enough movies to know what's going on and not be a victum.
Also, I don't think it's bee season yet.
Bees aren't supposed to be around yet.
So this bee must be extra pissed because it's in the wrong place
by itself.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Hope you all have a nice St. Patrick's Day(if that's your thing).
I'm not at all Irish, and never wear green on that day
I do tend to celebrate St. Patrick's Day every year
have fun.
I always thought it was weird though
I happen to be Greek but I could never imagine there being a day that's super-Greek where I raise glasses of beer at people
and say,
"Everybody is Greek today! C'mon have some drinks!"
"Eat some baklava! Your Greek eyes are smiling!!!!"

But I find it perfectly acceptable when someone says to me,
"Everyone is Irish today!"
"Why aren't you wearing green today!?".

Thursday, March 15, 2007

My latest music obsession is Mika.
I've been listening to him alot.
Check out this clip of him on youtube.
The accoustic versions of his songs are just as good(if not better),
than the club-ier versions.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Road Kill!
I just saw some kind of road kill when I was driving
that looked like a it had both feathers and fur
it was HUGE
the fact that I couldn't tell what the hell it was made it all the more scarier.
It seemed like it was part turkey, part fox.
Either that, or it may have just been a feather pillow with a furry pillow case,
driving by it fast made it it look like a mutant.

I bet someone who has community service is going to get really creeped out when they have to wear that community service outfit and carry that stick with the sharp thing at the end of it
pick up the mutant and/or pillow and put it in a trash bag.
Either that or someone will just pull over pick it up
eat it when they get home.
People totally do that!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I just bought a pack of Skittles
opened them right when I got out of the store.
I think I did that with too much oomph because all of the Skittles flew/fell
out of the bag
a lot of them hit a guy who was standing nearby in the face.
I should have said, "Sorry",
but instead I just stared at him and held my empty bag of Skittles at him
thought it would be funny if I said,
"Seriously...let's make out."
But I refrained
we just walked away from each other.

Monday, March 05, 2007

I just realized...
that winter is kind of over
the reason why some birds may be around is because they already went somewhere exotic
just got back.

Friday, March 02, 2007

I mean,
you're a SEAgull!
The word "sea" is in your name.
What the hell are you doing, staying around in the winter.
Are you out of your mind?!
Just go!
If the word "sea" were in my name
I had the natural ability to just get up and fly away to some exotic place I'd do it.
I have no respect for you.
I had no respect for you before
now I have even less.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

if you the had option of:
a) flying to a warm beach in the south
b)spending a cold winter on the east coast and surviving by gnawing on stale pita bread in someone's backyard,

Why the hell would you go with option b?