Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Someone in my neighborhood was cutting down a tree with a chainsaw today.
That will never be a goal of mine.
The closest I've ever come to cutting down a tree with a chainsaw was this one time when I tryed to cut a piece of bread off of a a stale loaf of bread with a huge knife.
It didn't work out...
It made me realize that the lumber industry wasn't a career that I was made for.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Lawn ornament brainstorming was most likely a group effort, that involved a lot of high fives.

Have a great weekend everybody!


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Thursday, August 10, 2006

The person who thought of lawn ornments, was probably a drunk.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

When "Thundercats" got canceled, I was outraged about the fact that Snarf didn't get his own tv show.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I bet if more people played "Pig Pong",
there would be less violence in the world...

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The other night before I left NY, I grabbed some food with my friend.

While we were eating a little girl was running around tables barefoot
only wearing a diaper.
She then started screaming when she came to a wall and looked as though she were trying to scale it.
Now I don't know how old this little girl was but she looked as though she had passed the "wearing diapers and running around naked and screaming" stage of life.

I made a mental note to myself, and decided that in the rare event I have a child,
I'm always going to make sure it wears clothes
because if I had a child and it suddenly started running around a restaurant naked and screaming,
I don't think I would know how to handle that situation...

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

For some reason whenever I take the bus between NY and Boston
I always sit near someone who offers me things.
This ride I got offered a lot of chips by a friendly guy sitting next to me.
"No thanks, I think I'm all set."
I told him after he held his neverending bag of chips in my face,
again and again.

I think the next time I ride the bus, I'll carry a huge jug of apple juice,
and walk up and down the aisle offering everyone a sip.

I wonder if anyone would go for it...