Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Frida Kahlo says:
Hope you're having a great day, Everybody!

Monday, May 21, 2007

I still haven't been able to find my old comedy notebooks but I did find this old diary of mine:

The content matches the cover
proves to be unintentionally funny.
Luckily, there's a padlock on this thing.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

I spent all day trying to find my old comedy notebooks and came up with nothing.
Instead, I managed to find my old New Kids on the Block collectors cards...

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

It turns out that the other day when I thought I saw a turkey walking on the sidewalk I wasn't hallucinating. I really did see that.
I know this because I talked to other people and told them how I thought I hallucinated seeing a turkey and they said,
"I thought I saw a turkey too! It's totally legit then!"

Good, I was starting to think something was wrong with me.

Friday, May 04, 2007

I've never understood why some people lie about their age.
I've always found this creepy.
If I were going to bother lying about my age I would lie older and claim to
be in my 90's
act extra spunky and claim that I am in the guiness book of world records for having the most plastic surgery done on a living person.
Then I would demand auditions for roles as a high school student in movies and television
if I didn't get the part I would throw a fit and yell,
"It's because I'm in my 90's isn't it!!!!"