Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Hey Everybody, have a great Thanksgiving!

Thanks for reading my blog, coming to my shows and all of your support.
I appreciate it.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I saw a deer crossing the highway for the first time ever over the weekend
of all places it was in Massachusetts in my hometown.
Last winter when I was in the midwest, I was terrified that I would be driving then end up hitting a deer because there were deer crossing signs everywhere
every now and I would notice an occasional dead deer on the sides of some of the highways.
People warned me about them too.
I never once saw a deer running across the highway though.
But then I come home and see one here of all places.
How weird is that?
It kind of looked like a scared horse galloping across the highway.
Pretty random.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Oh and another thing...

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

There is this one cat in my neighborhood that doesn't wear a collar.
I see him all the time.
Or maybe it's a her,
I don't know...
It creeps me out(him or her).
I cross paths with it a lot.
It's an adorable cat.
But it's always the adorable things that end up being secretly vicious.
I'm convinced it's a baby bobcat or tiger and the reason it's staring is because it's waiting to pounce and attack.
Either that or maybe it just has astigmatism, and when he stares at me he thinks,
"I think that blurry blob is stalking me... maybe if I just stand still and stare at her she'll go away."

Friday, November 04, 2005

Last night I had a dream that I was wearing skis that had wheels on the bottom of them.
Do those really exist?
I have no idea.
But if they do, it makes me want to try it out to see if I'd be good at using them.
In the dream I sucked.
I didn't fall over or anything.
It just seemed clear that if "roller skiing" were an event in the olympics,
I would not be qualified to compete.