I got my hair chopped off on Friday
and
am really liking it.
Nice work, Wendy(she's the one who chopped it off)!
I usually do this once every 10 years(get a drastic haircut)
and
this is the first time I wasn't traumatized and didn't feel like crying and leaving the country.
I'm pretty sure I started doing this(getting a drastic hircut once every 10 years) after I read a Lenny Kravitz interview when I was in high school.
In the interview LK said he had shaved his head because he felt like it was symbolic of getting rid of "the bad" and starting over.
At the time I thought it was a great concept and copied him.
Well, I didn't shave my head, I just got a bob haircut which was VERY drastic for me at that time.
Looking back I'm not even sure if it was LK who said that...
maybe it was a drunk relative?
Either way, I've adopted the same idea and whoever thought of the idea:
I like it.

Anyway, I think I'm going to stick with short hair.
It suits me at this time.
I can't believe I waited 10 years to have it again.

The cool thing about turning the clocks back over the week is that if you happened to be driving, walking, or doing any form of traveling at 2am it was pretty much like you were in a time machine.
That's the only positive thing I have to say about turning the clocks back.

Speaking of clocks, this one runs on water and lemon juice instead of electricity.


I'm fascinated by this.

This is one of my comedy notebooks:

Heads up!

I'll be in NY on Halloween
and
part of this show:


Here's more info:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=189544079072&ref=mf


If you want to go it might be a good idea to get tickets in advance.
You can do that over here:
http://www.nuyorican.org/calendar.php?r=0&eid=260

This morning I woke up to the sound of someone using a chainsaw in my neighborhood.
My first thoughts on this were,
Wow, that's a dramtic way to rob someone's house. They should just bust a window and keep it old school. Who the hell chainsaws through a wall in someone's house to break in?

Then I fell back asleep.

Have a fun weekend!

Uh oh!

In this photo:


I...

a) look drunk because I am drunk
b) am holding an empty coffee cup to try to look like I am drinking coffee instead of the other drinks in front of me
c) am just sipping tea and laughing and have no connection to the drinks in front of me.