My drivers licence photo sucks.
I got it renewed in April,
keep forgetting that it sucks until I'm asked,
"Can I see an ID?"
Then the horror comes flooding back.
I don't even look like a human in the photo.
I look like a lost cast member from 'Lord of the Rings'
Just someone who may have appeared in something as a 20-something troll.
And now I'm stuck with it for 5 years.
5 troll-y years...