Monday, November 15, 2004

So, according to superstition type things,
lady bugs are supposed to be lucky.

But what if you're driving a rental car on a major highway and suddenly a lady bug lands on the steering wheel, catching you offguard and causing you to swerve a bit.

And you think to yourself, "I'm so lucky!", as you continue swerving on the highway.

After one swerve too many you realize the lady bug is distracting, and you need to lose it.

So you toss it out the window, and to it's death.

Does that cancel out the luck?

Sunday, November 07, 2004

Scary bus moment:

I bussed it back to Boston for a day.

And when the bus driver got on the bus she closed the door to the bus and said,
"Hey everybody, I'm not from around here.
Now I know Boston is north.
But anybody know how to actually get there?"

All of us on the bus responded to her question with silence.

Then she said,
"Just kidding!"

And honked the horn on the bus.