Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
I'm going to buy a ski mask.
This is it.
You can't stop me.
I'm going to not only buy it,
but I'm also going to wear it.
What do you think about that?
I made this decision last night.
For a few reasons, and here they are:
1)When I was out and about I was very cold
and
kept thinking, "I'm going to buy a ski mask."
2)I walked past a kiosk(sp?)that was selling ski masks
and
thought, "I'm going to buy a ski mask."
3)I'm going to be spending the month of February in the Midwest/Northern Plains Region which has a reputation for being VERY cold that time of year.
AND
most importantly...
4)I just want to wear a ski mask all the time and act mysterious
and
show up at places wearing it then tear it off and whisper,
"It's me, Val Kappa. I got a ski mask."
This is it.
You can't stop me.
I'm going to not only buy it,
but I'm also going to wear it.
What do you think about that?
I made this decision last night.
For a few reasons, and here they are:
1)When I was out and about I was very cold
and
kept thinking, "I'm going to buy a ski mask."
2)I walked past a kiosk(sp?)that was selling ski masks
and
thought, "I'm going to buy a ski mask."
3)I'm going to be spending the month of February in the Midwest/Northern Plains Region which has a reputation for being VERY cold that time of year.
AND
most importantly...
4)I just want to wear a ski mask all the time and act mysterious
and
show up at places wearing it then tear it off and whisper,
"It's me, Val Kappa. I got a ski mask."
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