Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Cat Lady

I was standing near a woman yesterday
her cell phone rang.
The ringtone was the sound a cat meowing very loudly.
I didn't know that that was the sound of her cell phone.
I assumed that she had a cat in her huge pocket book(because that's the way she rolled).
Kind of like how in the movie "Gremlins", Gizmo is always in that boy's bag and making weird noises.
The woman must have known what I was thinking because she started laughing hysterically then said,
That's just my cell phone! I thought it would be an appropraite ring tone for me since I own 10 cats!!!! HA HA HA HA!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Overheard at the bagel place...

Person sitting near me eating a bagel:
OMG! This bagel is SO salty!

What kind of bagel is it?

Person sitting near me eating a bagel:
It's a salt bagel.

That might be why...