This is as rock-climbing-y as this gal gets:
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Thought of the day:
Events or parties that take place on a boat must be tricky
because
if you're at one and you don't feel like being there anymore you can't just quietly slip out and leave unnoticed.
Someone is bound to hear/see you diving into the ocean and frantically swimming away to the shore
and
they'll probably get mad and say,
Whoa, I guess the party wasn't cool enough for him/her!
Events or parties that take place on a boat must be tricky
because
if you're at one and you don't feel like being there anymore you can't just quietly slip out and leave unnoticed.
Someone is bound to hear/see you diving into the ocean and frantically swimming away to the shore
and
they'll probably get mad and say,
Whoa, I guess the party wasn't cool enough for him/her!
Saturday, January 09, 2010
So, in the past I had this problem where if I would be walking about in the city(whether it be New York or Boston or wherever)or in a mall and I'd cross paths with someone who looked like a friend or aquaintence and I wouldn't say hi
because
I would just assume it wasn't them.
I'd think,
The city is bustlin' with what appears to be thousands of pedestrians.
What are the chances that one of these 1000 people would actually be someone I know?!
That must just be someone who looks like them.
But then I'd find out it actually was indeed them when they called me an hour or so later and told me and asked me why I looked at them in a confused way and didn't say hello.
Well, recently I have actually started to say hi and accept the fact that my friends and aquaintances almost ALWAYS pop up in 1 in a million situations and it turns out it is indeed always them.
I'm glad I finally cleared that up!
because
I would just assume it wasn't them.
I'd think,
The city is bustlin' with what appears to be thousands of pedestrians.
What are the chances that one of these 1000 people would actually be someone I know?!
That must just be someone who looks like them.
But then I'd find out it actually was indeed them when they called me an hour or so later and told me and asked me why I looked at them in a confused way and didn't say hello.
Well, recently I have actually started to say hi and accept the fact that my friends and aquaintances almost ALWAYS pop up in 1 in a million situations and it turns out it is indeed always them.
I'm glad I finally cleared that up!
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