I went down to Rhode Island on Sunday with my friend to do a show in Newport,
where I opened for Harland Williams.
It was a lot of fun.
The lesson I learned is:
Don't try to bang a U-ey on the highway.
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
So I've been back in Massachusetts this month
and
will be here the rest of the summer.
Sometimes when I'm driving home after a show at night in Boston
there will be a random detour that pops up that makes getting home a bit confusing.
I think the detour is from the "Big Dig", which seems weird because I thought they had already finished that.
One night a detour actually made me get lost.
I felt like such a loser.
I find it odd, that I was able to drive from North Dakota to Minnesota,
and even South Dakota to Iowa this year with out a problem.
All places I had never been to.
But then I come back to the place I grew up and can't even find my way home.
How weird is that?
and
will be here the rest of the summer.
Sometimes when I'm driving home after a show at night in Boston
there will be a random detour that pops up that makes getting home a bit confusing.
I think the detour is from the "Big Dig", which seems weird because I thought they had already finished that.
One night a detour actually made me get lost.
I felt like such a loser.
I find it odd, that I was able to drive from North Dakota to Minnesota,
and even South Dakota to Iowa this year with out a problem.
All places I had never been to.
But then I come back to the place I grew up and can't even find my way home.
How weird is that?
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
I'm back in Boston.
I got back last week
I took a red eye flight.
I think they call it the red eye because if you don't sleep through the flight,
you'll probably get pissed then your eyes will turn red...or maybe not.
I think not.
I liked being in LA.
I know a a lot of people who don't though.
I think my only gripe with being out there was that there were 2 earthquakes in one week.
That's crazy!
I've never been in an earthquake my entire life, then I go for a visit and BAM,
2 earthquakes.
They weren't bad where I was.
It kind of felt like a train was driving by or something.
Not too many of my friends felt it.
And I felt like a lot of people weren't concerned.
But c'mon...2 eathquakes!
Also, I got a load of parking tickets out there.
Other than the earthquakes and the parking tickets,
I like LA.
But I wasn't right in LA, I was in Glendale.
So maybe I should say I like Glendale.
I like LA too though.
I got back last week
I took a red eye flight.
I think they call it the red eye because if you don't sleep through the flight,
you'll probably get pissed then your eyes will turn red...or maybe not.
I think not.
I liked being in LA.
I know a a lot of people who don't though.
I think my only gripe with being out there was that there were 2 earthquakes in one week.
That's crazy!
I've never been in an earthquake my entire life, then I go for a visit and BAM,
2 earthquakes.
They weren't bad where I was.
It kind of felt like a train was driving by or something.
Not too many of my friends felt it.
And I felt like a lot of people weren't concerned.
But c'mon...2 eathquakes!
Also, I got a load of parking tickets out there.
Other than the earthquakes and the parking tickets,
I like LA.
But I wasn't right in LA, I was in Glendale.
So maybe I should say I like Glendale.
I like LA too though.
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