So, according to superstition type things,
lady bugs are supposed to be lucky.
But what if you're driving a rental car on a major highway and suddenly a lady bug lands on the steering wheel, catching you offguard and causing you to swerve a bit.
And you think to yourself, "I'm so lucky!", as you continue swerving on the highway.
After one swerve too many you realize the lady bug is distracting, and you need to lose it.
So you toss it out the window, and to it's death.
Does that cancel out the luck?
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Monday, November 15, 2004
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Scary bus moment:
I bussed it back to Boston for a day.
And when the bus driver got on the bus she closed the door to the bus and said,
"Hey everybody, I'm not from around here.
Now I know Boston is north.
But anybody know how to actually get there?"
All of us on the bus responded to her question with silence.
Then she said,
"Just kidding!"
And honked the horn on the bus.
I bussed it back to Boston for a day.
And when the bus driver got on the bus she closed the door to the bus and said,
"Hey everybody, I'm not from around here.
Now I know Boston is north.
But anybody know how to actually get there?"
All of us on the bus responded to her question with silence.
Then she said,
"Just kidding!"
And honked the horn on the bus.
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