Scary bus moment:

I bussed it back to Boston for a day.

And when the bus driver got on the bus she closed the door to the bus and said,
"Hey everybody, I'm not from around here.
Now I know Boston is north.
But anybody know how to actually get there?"

All of us on the bus responded to her question with silence.

Then she said,
"Just kidding!"

And honked the horn on the bus.