I should stop typing about viking times.
That was a pretty long time ago
and
people always say that you shouldn't dwell on the past.
Have a great weekend!
Val Kappa is a stand-up comic and artist who has appeared on Comedy Central and was the voice of Clarice on the cult cartoon "Home Movies". These are random things that she typed. All material Copyright 2004-2017 Val Kappa. All Rights Reserved.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Whoops
Women probably weren't allowed on the viking boat and most likely didn't have access to any of those non-floating helmets.
If I had been around back then I would have most likely spent my days/nights being bored out of my mind.
This would cause me to invent the hovercraft,
but then when I drove it around town everyone would have been freaked out because inventing a hovercraft isn't very lady-like,
so someone would have probably killed me,
and declared my behavior too flamboyant for the time.
Guess you can't always win.
Women probably weren't allowed on the viking boat and most likely didn't have access to any of those non-floating helmets.
If I had been around back then I would have most likely spent my days/nights being bored out of my mind.
This would cause me to invent the hovercraft,
but then when I drove it around town everyone would have been freaked out because inventing a hovercraft isn't very lady-like,
so someone would have probably killed me,
and declared my behavior too flamboyant for the time.
Guess you can't always win.
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