Lock your doors.

Just in case you were wondering,
hitchhiking still happens.
I saw it over the weekend.
A woman was trying to hitch a ride on a highway.
It looked weird because she was standing walking distance from a huge shopping plaza.
It made me think:
Why doesn't she just walk into a store and ask if she can use a phone?
This then made me think more about her and decide that she was a serial killer.
After many years of hitchhiking her thumb had hardened and she now used it as a weapon on her victums.
I then thought more about this.
Who the hell would actually stop and give her a ride?
Probably another serial killer, whose bites peoples thumbs off.
The two of them would be made for each other.