I think I deleted this...

I need to start holiday shopping.
I have a habit of saving it for the last minute.
The last two years I've stopped doing that though.
I'll probably never be that person who does their shopping the day after Thanksgiving.
In the rare event I do end up doing that,
I'll be sure to be obnoxious about it
and
show up wearing an oversized santa suit
and
start yelling at people.