Thursday, November 30, 2006

Heads up!
I'll be in NY on Monday.
At night time I'll be one of the people on this show.
Great line-up!

Here's info about that:
Monday 12/4 at 8pm
Catie Lazarus hosts
Fresh Meat @Comix
With guests:
Wali Collins (seen on HBO, Comedy Central & Letterman)
Val Kappa (Premium Blend)
Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show)
Andy Friedman- (Cartoonist for the New Yorker)

353 W14th St.(East of 9th ave)
You can buy tickets online at this link

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I bet the person who wrote that last post has a notebook that looks like this:

Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving.

I spent the last week doing comedy(as usual)
going to all sorts of reunions and parties.

My "10 year high school reunion" was one of these things.
I put it in quotes because it ended up getting cancelled...
Instead, people from my class met up at 3 different locations for drinks.
So in order to catch up with everyone you had to go bar hopping.
It ended up being fine. I only hit 2 of the spots.
I actually liked high school and the people I went there with, so I was happy to see everyone.
I was pretty spazzy in high school, but for some reason everyone was always supportive of my creative efforts. I started out being a shy nerd who played a lot of sports(Soccer,Basketball, Track) even though she wasn't very good at them.
But then I finally found my niche when I wrote for the school newspaper,started hanging out in the art room and joining the drama club my senior year. The drama club was especially exciting because we entered the Massachusetts State High School Drama Festival and ended up winning. I even ended up winning an acting award for physical comedy(believe it or not). We were in the newspapers a lot that year(even the Boston Globe). It was VERY exciting at that time. In fact, after we won the state drama festival a lot of people wanted to join the drama club. Even boys from the football team started showing showing up to audition for plays.
Then at the end of the year I got voted Class Clown.
So this is why I liked high school. I don't remember anything being bad about it or hating anyone. I was lucky to have really supportive teachers and friends.

Blah, blah, blah, enough about that though.

I got to catch up with more friends at shows over the weekend
my Thanksgiving was pretty decent.

I like my friends and family.
I must be boring. ;)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I hope you all have a nice Thanksgiving!
Thanks for checking out stopping by my blog
stopping by shows.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I'm thankful my family doesn't get flamboyant on Thanksgiving and dress up like pilgrims and shoot arrows at one other. I don't have the coordination to spend Thanksgiving like that.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Cartwheels are still not happening...
This week's project:
Develop the ability to do some kind of celebrity impression, and have it be good enough to do at shows.

Also, check in to see if the ability to do a cartwheel has gotten better since childhood.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

No, that tricycle isn't very practical...
It would be SO much smarter to just travel by tractor(just in case it rains).

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I like going jogging because it reminds of why I am a comedian
not a professional jogger.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I'm really glad that someone was smart enough at some point to invent the microphone.
I bet the person who invented the megaphone doesn't feel the same way though.
When the microphone first came out it probably made them very angry, and he or she thought it was a huge conspiracy to ruin megaphone sales.

Monday, November 13, 2006

This morning as I was drinking my coffee, I began to reflect on my childhood.
I had a memory of being in a large gymnasium,
and wearing an awful outfit
waiting in line to play with a toy called, "the boat"
then yelling at everyone and saying,
"You guys what are we doing with our lives!?
There has to be other options!"
I remember an echo
that none of my peers answered my question.

In the middle of my reflection I began to wonder if this was a real memory
if I was just making up a story because I feel the need to post things on my blog everyday...

Friday, November 10, 2006

You can never be too careful!

I don't live on a farm or raise crops,
but I've seen enough episodes of Heckle and Jeckle
to know that I should put up a scarecrow anyway.
I want to make sure the farm and crops I don't have stay safe.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Maybe it belongs to this guy:

He seems like he's looking for something.
I should probably say something...
Nah, forget it!
I'm sure he reads my blog.
He can just email me if that bowling pin thing is his.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Uh Oh...
Did someone lose this plush bowling pin that has a dogs face on top of it?

If so,
I found it!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I was on a bus the other day(because I'm glamorous like that)
there was a sign taped by the driver that said,

"Yell for stops!"

There was something about seeing the sign
the fact that the bus was driving and taking turns disturbingly fast that made me think we were about to drive off a cliff and die...
It's Election Day!

If you're in America...

don't forget to vote today.

Monday, November 06, 2006

I guess I just hate that pot luck parties are called pot luck parties,
it makes me want to not show up.
Why do they call it that?
Pot luck sounds like the name of an event that involves gambling and marijuana.
Just call it what it is!: hanging out and bringing food.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

So, I just realized that that thing I went to awhile ago wasn't called a "crock pot" party.
It's actually called a "pot luck" party.
I think it would be cooler if it were called a "crack pot" party.
It would be interesting to see who would show up to that.