The other day I was walking through a Target
and
was tempted to buy a number of things that seemed VERY important to me while making this walk.
At the time it all seemed to make sense.
A purple bike, a pink tennis racket, a huge piano keyboard(that makes drum noises) and the trapper keeper with a picture of Zac Efron's face on it.
These things all go together and will make my life complete if I buy them!
I thought while I tried to play the guitar that was on the shelf next to the huge piano keyboard(that makes drum noises).

That was when my phone rang and I decided to take it outside(because that's where I take my phone calls).
and
suddenly all of my logic returned.

I am now convinced that at Target they spray the place with something that when inhale it, it makes you want to buy odd combination purchases that you don't need.

Thank you person who called me and caused me to walk away.
You are wonderful.