Have a fun weekend!

Uh oh!

In this photo:


I...

a) look drunk because I am drunk
b) am holding an empty coffee cup to try to look like I am drinking coffee instead of the other drinks in front of me
c) am just sipping tea and laughing and have no connection to the drinks in front of me.

Happy Saturday!

This morning when I brushed my teeth I seemed to have gotten carried away
and
brushed my teeth with too much passion.
I ended up poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush!
Luckily I still have my vision.

It made me thankful that I'm not a dentist and never had any aspirations to become one
because
if I were a dentist I bet a lot of my patients would be walking around wearing an eye patch because of my bad dentistry.

I used to write a reminder note to myself then put it in a secret place that I felt certain I would remember to look.
I just found one of those notes that I apparently forgot about from a few years back.
I found it in a back pack that I never use.
The note said,
Don't forget to fu@#ing call him!
I hope I called him even though I forgot about that reminder note in the secret place.
Judging from the note I wrote to myself I had something urgent to tell him.
Either that or maybe someone found out about my "secret system" and slipped the note in my back pack that I never use just to confuse me years later.
If so, they succeeded!

I've decided that this is the most soothing place in Boston(until I find a more soothing place):

I think Express(the clothing store) changed their size system.
According to the jeans I purchased from them I am a now size 8,
and their size 10 jeans that I tryed on but didn't go with are too big.
It's very possible that I have gone done a size since I have been eating healthier and mildly exercising
but
I also notice that they seem to no longer have a size nine on their rack.
I think they just call their size 9 a size 8.
Stop giving me false confidence Express!
I'll take it, but not without typing about it on my blog about it like I am right now!

My friend is doing a music show next week
and
sent out an email to tell everyone about it.
The opening line in her email is:
Hey Everyone,
Just a reminder that my next concert with Calliope is one week from tonight...

After, I read this I immediately blurted out(in my head):

Calliope Torres from Grey's Anatomy?!

and started laughing.

I don't think anyone else in my head was laughing with me.