This morning when I brushed my teeth I seemed to have gotten carried away
brushed my teeth with too much passion.
I ended up poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush!
Luckily I still have my vision.
It made me thankful that I'm not a dentist and never had any aspirations to become one
if I were a dentist I bet a lot of my patients would be walking around wearing an eye patch because of my bad dentistry.