I just wanted to take a moment to thank the person who came up with the idea of star-shaped post it notes:


You are obviously a wise man or woman
and
your efforts haven't gone unnoticed(by me).

Coincidence? I think not.

A day or two ago(or maybe it was a week or 2 ago), I was walking about the streets when I heard a woman yell,
OMG! SHAKIRA!!!!

My reaction was to immediately think,
No way? THE Shakira? Where?!
and
almost drop my bottled water on the ground.
This must mean I am a closet Shakira fan?

I then turned to see the screaming woman running to another woman and giving her a hug.
So, apparently it wasn't THE Shakira but a woman who also happened to have the same name as her.

Anyway, a few days later I turned on MTV and Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" video came on.

Clearly, the universe is trying to tell me something.

The other day I was walking through a Target
and
was tempted to buy a number of things that seemed VERY important to me while making this walk.
At the time it all seemed to make sense.
A purple bike, a pink tennis racket, a huge piano keyboard(that makes drum noises) and the trapper keeper with a picture of Zac Efron's face on it.
These things all go together and will make my life complete if I buy them!
I thought while I tried to play the guitar that was on the shelf next to the huge piano keyboard(that makes drum noises).

That was when my phone rang and I decided to take it outside(because that's where I take my phone calls).
and
suddenly all of my logic returned.

I am now convinced that at Target they spray the place with something that when inhale it, it makes you want to buy odd combination purchases that you don't need.

Thank you person who called me and caused me to walk away.
You are wonderful.

Ruffles

Jail diva?

I was in the corner of a gift store yesterday reading a book filled with pick-up lines
and
laughing out loud while doing this.
I kind of hoped I would randomly cross paths with someone I knew.
Then when they said,
Hey what's up?
I could pretend to be very serious and say,
Not much. I'm just studying up.