I think that if I ever saw a toll booth person arriving at work
and
actually entering their toll booth at the beginning of the day it would ruin the magic and mystery for me.
I still like to believe that people who work at toll booths get there telepathically or by blinking.
Then when it's time to go home they just clap their hands and disappear.
Don't ruin my reality, toll booth people!!!!!!

I think I may have overreacted in that last post.
I bet that person had a very important reason for passing me,
I bet they are a professional race car driver
and
they don't know how to "turn it off" or something.
That makes perfect sense.
I bet if I were a race car driver I would do the same thing.

I'm going to go for a jog now.

Earlier this morning I was driving at an earlier hour
and
someone decided I was driving too slow and swerved by and passed me.
We weren't on a highway or freeway,
we were just on a little street.
There is no need to be passing people like that before the sun has barely even risen.
Where the hell are you off to?
To pick up a sac of crack?

I think the only way to respond this person in an equally annoying fashion would have been to pick up my speed and swerve and pass by them in a Smart Car:

Then as I pass them give them the finger
and
honk at them
but
not honk with the car horn,
honk with one of those annoying bicycle horns that clowns use in the circus and at childrens parties.
That would have totally shown them(I bet)!

It would be gross if you went to a baseball game
and
instead of a vendor walking through the seating area and yelling,
Peanuts! Get's your fresh peanuts!
He(or she) yelled,
Yogurt! In a sac! Get your yogurt in a sac!

That's the only thing I have to say today!!!!!!
Go Celtics!

I was horrified to find out that yogurt sometimes comes in a sac:

but
then I was impressed that the people who made this product had the intelligence to put pictures of happy cows on the packaging as if to say,
"Hmmm, maybe the happy cows will distract people from noticing that the yogurt comes in a sac..."
Well done, yogurt people!