Wednesday, November 09, 2005

There is this one cat in my neighborhood that doesn't wear a collar.
I see him all the time.
Or maybe it's a her,
I don't know...
It creeps me out(him or her).
I cross paths with it a lot.
It's an adorable cat.
But it's always the adorable things that end up being secretly vicious.
I'm convinced it's a baby bobcat or tiger and the reason it's staring is because it's waiting to pounce and attack.
Either that or maybe it just has astigmatism, and when he stares at me he thinks,
"I think that blurry blob is stalking me... maybe if I just stand still and stare at her she'll go away."

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