Last night I had a dream that I was wearing skis that had wheels on the bottom of them.
Do those really exist?
I have no idea.
But if they do, it makes me want to try it out to see if I'd be good at using them.
In the dream I sucked.
I didn't fall over or anything.
It just seemed clear that if "roller skiing" were an event in the olympics,
I would not be qualified to compete.