The other night before I left NY, I grabbed some food with my friend.

While we were eating a little girl was running around tables barefoot
and
only wearing a diaper.
She then started screaming when she came to a wall and looked as though she were trying to scale it.
Now I don't know how old this little girl was but she looked as though she had passed the "wearing diapers and running around naked and screaming" stage of life.

I made a mental note to myself, and decided that in the rare event I have a child,
I'm always going to make sure it wears clothes
because if I had a child and it suddenly started running around a restaurant naked and screaming,
I don't think I would know how to handle that situation...