For some reason whenever I take the bus between NY and Boston
I always sit near someone who offers me things.
This ride I got offered a lot of chips by a friendly guy sitting next to me.
"No thanks, I think I'm all set."
I told him after he held his neverending bag of chips in my face,
again and again.

I think the next time I ride the bus, I'll carry a huge jug of apple juice,
and walk up and down the aisle offering everyone a sip.

I wonder if anyone would go for it...