Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Baking Soda makes me angry!!!!!

This is due to a moment in my past(way way past, like when my age was still in the single digits), when I once tryed to "bake cookies".
The recipe called for 1 tsp and a half of baking soda. For some reason I read it as a 1 cup and a half...which made the cookie batter very dry. So my logical way to solve that problem was to "keep adding more eggs!". The "cookies" ended up not tasting like cookies at all(as I'm sure you may have figured out).
So everytime I see a box of baking soda I feel like the school bully has just shown up and it's taunting me with it's toned bicep and yelling,
"Hey Val! Why don't you make more "cookies"?! And while you're at it, why don't you come over here so I can hit you with this hammer I'm holding!!!!"
I hate you baking soda!
There is no way in hell I am sending in for the "FREE 2007" Arm and Hammer calendar.
NO WAY!!!!!


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