Last night I had a dream that I was living in a town that was being terrorized by a slug that was the size of a German Shepherd.
All of us left town in a hurry when we heard the bad news.
Then suddenly we were at a park and sitting at park benches.
"OK everybody there's enough Fruit Loops for everyone! Dig in!".
This didn't make me happy because I don't like Fruit Loops,
I kept my opinions to myself
because I felt like it would be inappropriate to bitch about my dislike of Fruit Loops during this crisis.
So I ate my bowl of Fruit Loops anyway,
discovered they weren't Fruit Loops.
Then I said,
"You guys these aren't Fruit Loops!! This is a bowl of Mike 'n Ikes in 2% milk!
Then I woke up....