When wildlife shows up uninvited...
I was on the phone with a friend a few weeks ago
and
she was in the middle of telling me a story
but
suddenly stopped and started screaming and hung up the phone.
This made me think:
Maybe I should call the FBI up and have them check up on her...

In the middle of this thought she called me back and sounded out of breath
and said,
There was a fu@$ing squirrel in my apartment and it was running everywhere. I think it stepped in my bowl of soup!! I totally got it to leave though.

I don't think I've ever had wildlife barge into my place of residence
but
if I did I would want it to be an owl
and
keep it as a pet.

I think owls eat rats though so I guess that wouldn't work out
unless
I lived in a rat infested apartment which I don't aspire to do.