On my way home the other night,
there were some cops doing a drunk driving check.
I stopped and they shined a flashlight at me and said,
Have you had anything to drink tonight?
I did happen to have one drink
but
for some reason I quickly answered with a lie by loudly saying,
All I had was a Coke!
The 2 cops looked at one another and started laughing and said,
Was it diet or regular?
Then they gave each other a high five.
I responded and said,
Regular.
at them and drove away.

The Charmin Bears were in town today:

I seem to have a habit of crossing paths with people who are dressed up like animals...

There is this guy who I walk by every now and then who sits in Boston Common.
He yells out 2 pieces of relevant news and calls himself "The Town Cryer".
I walked by him last week the day after Obama had won
and
he yelled,
Hi I'm the Town Cryer! Barack Obama is now our President and it's gonna rain after five o'clock, folks!
Although he was wrong about it raining after 5 o'clock, I thought he was fabulous anyway.

Tomorrow is Election Day!
Everyone seems revved up:

Don't forget to vote!

When 4 foot tall birds attack...

I'm not sure if this is a 4 foot tall Kiwi bird
or
if it's a 4 foot tall humming bird:

But I have a feeling that when you saw this picture you thought,
OMG! Every morning I stroll down the street with my morning cup of coffee. What would I do if this 4 foot creature came running towards me(full throttle) in attack mode! How would I defend myself?! How would I fight back?!


Well I don't have the answer to your question
but
maybe a good idea would be to distract the bird by making small talk.
In the middle of this distraction gently knock it over(they look like they are the type to have a hard time getting back up when they fall down).
Once you do this, run for your life.