On my way home the other night,
there were some cops doing a drunk driving check.
I stopped and they shined a flashlight at me and said,
Have you had anything to drink tonight?
I did happen to have one drink
for some reason I quickly answered with a lie by loudly saying,
All I had was a Coke!
The 2 cops looked at one another and started laughing and said,
Was it diet or regular?
Then they gave each other a high five.
I responded and said,
at them and drove away.