There is this guy who I walk by every now and then who sits in Boston Common.
He yells out 2 pieces of relevant news and calls himself "The Town Cryer".
I walked by him last week the day after Obama had won
Hi I'm the Town Cryer! Barack Obama is now our President and it's gonna rain after five o'clock, folks!
Although he was wrong about it raining after 5 o'clock, I thought he was fabulous anyway.