Happy Thanksgiving!


I myself won't be eating turkey since I'm a vegetarian but that's cool that you decided to go with it.
Turkey looks disgusting when its raw!
I think an uncooked turkey could be good defense weapon
and
just as effective as pepper spray.
If someone were walking down a dark alley after midnight(for whatever reason) and were threatened by a mugger I think the mugger would totally back off if you yelled,
Happy Thanksgiving!
at them.
Then whipped an uncooked thanksgiving turkey at them.
I think the mugger would be especially firghtened by this if you did it on 4th of July.