I'm excited to go out to LA.
I have no reason for going.
I'm just going.
Well I do have a reason:
the palm trees.
I love palm trees.
They have spunk.
They are the drag queens of the tree family.
I'm a fan of anything that is naturally tacky, even if it's simply a tree.
Walk the runway...palm trees.

One year I dressed up as a palm tree for halloween.
I teased my hair so it stuck up all the way out all over my head,
then I sprayed painted it green.
I wore a brown outfit.
No one knew what I was supposed to be,
due to the fact that I am too stout to portray the role of the palm tree.