I admire people who go jogging in public.
They seem so focused and like they don't care what people think.
That's awesome, keep running.
I want to start running in public,
but only for 4 feet.
I'll run really fast for that 4 feet.
Then raise my arms up in the air when I'm done.
When cars drive by and see me doing that I bet they'll think I just won a running race,
and honk their horn to congratulate me on my victory.