Damn it!
I've only owned this for 15 minutes
and
I've already managed to obtain a cactus injury.
I wonder if anyone has ever called 9-1-1 and said,"Hurry there's been a cactus injury!"...
If they did I bet it happened when they were stranded in a desert
and
they tried to make the 9-1-1 call on their cell phone but it didn't go through because of bad reception.
So, then they started laughing because they realized they didn't even have a cactus injury
and
were glad that the cell phone call didn't go through
because
that would have been embarrassing!