So, I guess when you meet people(especially in a job interview type setting),
it's always suggested that you smile a give a firm hand shake.
It's supposed to send a message that you're an optimistic soul
and
believe yourself.
I hate when people take it too far though and practically crush your hand in a hand shake
and
make it feel like if you don't escape their clutches NOW they may very well rip your arm off.
There's no need for that.
Calm the f@#$! down.
Really.
Because when you shake someone's hand like that you're basically saying,
"Hi I'm no stranger to cocaine
and
I also wake up at 4am and make it a point to strengthen my kung fu grip by doing exercises with these things: