After much debate I made a commitment to a new pair of glasses.
As you can see by my very serious face I'm very serious about this:
I've been wearing glasses since kindergarten
every now and then people will ask me,
Are those real glasses?
Which I think is annoying.
Why would anyone wear glasses if they didn't need them?
To be taken more seriously
to create the false illusion that they know how to read?
I think the more effective way to be taken seriously is to always be seen power walking to destinations
to always be heard saying things(loudly) like,
Who the hell is in charge here?!
Does anyone know where the fax machine is? These faxes need to be faxed!!
Serious people are always saying things like that(I bet).