The Heart Bandit
This morning I saw a woman walking down the street.
While she was walking she would stop at every snowbank she passed and carve a heart into it with her hand.
She looked like she was trying to be secretive about it
and
was maybe thinking,
No one will know it was me who drew the hearts! Wha-ha-ha!
But it was no secret because she was carving the hearts in broad daylight.
They were everywhere.

It was clearly a Valentine's Day conspiracy a few weeks too early.