But enough about the 98 and 99 cent stores.

I got a parking ticket the other day.
It was because my car was parked too far away from the curb.
It SO wasn't by the way.

Last night when I came home I found an awesome parking space.
It was great.
I thought,
"I can't believe no one parked here."

It made me feel like a gifted parker of cars.

But this morning when I walked to my car I realized why no one had parked in the awesome parking space.
It was because it wasn't a parking space.
It was the entry to someone's driveway.
So you'd think I'd get a ticket for blocking a driveway.
No, no ticket.
Not even a note that said something like,
"Who the hell do you think you are blocking my driveway!'
Nothing.