Friday, May 06, 2005

Spiders should have hooves like horses.
That way you can hear them when they're approaching.
You'd hear them galloping.
But that might make them creepier.
Also, the hooves might make it difficult for them to hang out on their spider webs,
and
climb walls.
I guess hooves aren't a good idea after all.
It's a good thing they don't have them.
That worked out well.

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